In today’s May 18, 2016 Google News we see that Zika virus is a top search term. Joe Blow virus is not appearing anywhere yet. Neither is John Smith virus or Patti Vakernirickle virus. These viruses are not as well known. I would expect to soon see the Abe Lincoln and Dolly Jones virus as well. Then there’s the Randy Galleirha8 virus which is trying to get into pictures so it drove to California past Indio which has been named the best live music festival city in the entire country all the way to Hollywood to get on that famed casting couch. Even viruses need stage names.