I thawt the Golden Globes® were gay

Posted in celebrations, celebrity, that sucks

50 cent said “The Golden Globes® can suck a dick” as stated on AVClub.com and it seems that he’s using it in that condescending tone. That would mean that the Golden Globes are a straight male and he’s telling that straight male to suck a dick which of course is disgusting to any truly straight male.

So I 50 think that he’s wrong and that the GG’s are a gay dude as I have always suspected, and that it’s fantasizing which one to suck when 50 cent says “The Golden Globes® can suck a dick”.

®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® can suck dick too. I know ® is straight.

Many people enjoy the Golden Globe Awards® as a very fine presentation and accept it’s lifestyle.

Feature image of a golden globe and not a Golden Globe® by Alexander Franke (Ossiostborn) – Own work, CC BY-SA 2.0 de, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=2477226

Deutsch: Martin Behaims Erdapfel: Ältester bekannter und erhaltener Globus, welcher im Germanischen Nationalmuseum in Nürnberg aufbewahrt wird.
English: Terrestrial globe named “Erdapfel” produced by Martin Behaim. Considered to be one of the oldest globes ever made.