I read the headline snippet that shows that yet another group of scientific terrific studiers are getting million$, this time 500 of those, to study what is basically dust.

Did you ever get paid to study in high school or college?

Why should these people get paid to study?

Since viruses are cellular DEBRIS I think I will ask congress and stupid donors of their $ and taxpayer $ to allocate money to me so I can study dust.

I will do some house cleaning, and take breaks to study it. I will look at the dust under a microscope and make all sorts of stories up I will call determinations.

I will publish my findings after creativly writing all sorts of dust.

I will call my dust problem an epidemic.

I will then say that dust kills.

I will then ask for more money.

This of course will take years, lifetimes, so I will set up foundations to pass this cash cow on for future generations.

dustidemic

The photo above is a snapshot from Google News on January 20, 2017 at 8:09 am pacific time.

Feature image of a dust storm is how a creative writer (scientist/studyer/getting fundinger if he could convince the public) would describe “an epidemic of dust that in studying this appears to have destroyed the entire United States and all of it’s cells where population was located”. The image is actually a Dust storm approaching Stratford, Texas 1935 April 18. Dust Bowl surveying in Texas – credit: NOAA George E. Marsh Album