I put up a screen on my window to protect my self from AIDS because as we all know flying shared needles that are carried by mosquitoes are prevented from infecting me when I am in my home only when my home is protected from viruses that are carried through openings.

Practice safe home. Be screened from viruses and ridiculous assertions that viruses can only be caught from dicks, knitting needles, and bodily fluids like spit.

Feature image of window screen by Maniago (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons