The Tick Virus is about to attack. Head for the hills. Or, turn off your devices.


Be on the look out they say.

I was looking out and looked at that tick I saw having lunch with the mosquito.

Both had HIV.

HIV had been at a luncheon, had too much to drink, and saw the tick and the mosquito and hitched a ride homo.

Feature image of transmission routes for automobiles, trucks, ticks, and HIV by Bureau of Public Roads & American Association of State Highway Officials (November 11, 1926). United States System of Highways Adopted for Uniform Marking by the American Association of State Highway Officials (Map). 1:7,000,000. Washington, DC: United States Geological Survey. OCLC 32889555. Retrieved November 7, 2013 – via University of North Texas Libraries.