Glitter reminds me of HIV, it gets a lot of attention and that it too is a dead particle of matter, and it can spread and get stuck to things and can kill in large enough quantities.
The Human Glitter Virus is known to spread worldwide which is why scientists propose a ban on glitter and encouraging glitter manufacturers to wear condoms when transmitting glitter as viruses attach themselves to these fancy adornments.
So to solve this problem of HGI – Human Glitter Infection – I propose the same methods of dealing with HGV as is done with HIV.
I would expect to see glitter scientists calling for glitter testing. Humans found with a positive glitter result should, in order to get rid of the glitter, be given chemical explosives to blow it up like what is done with HIV.
The Earth and inhabitants need to get routinely tested for human glitter.
The Earth is being infected with G so much that scientists say it should be banned as it’s a carrier of HGV.
Feature image reference from Google News health section dated November 29, 2017 and the article written here is a joke as are most things written elsewhere on HIV, the Human Information Virus