Full Cold Moon / Global Warming

“The FCM made so much light that the LGBTQWERTY community decided to have a meeting outdoors at midnight out in the wilderness to discuss how to end disease, even though disease has been a part of living and dying for billions of years, they thought they could end it. It was freezing cold outside and they also discussed how to end GW. Much like diseased naming community of health issues, the naming of various types of moons is actually based on the MOTY* [1].”


[1] Wikipedia entry on the moon

  • January: “Wolf Moon” (this is the name of December in Beard 1918)[24] also “Old Moon”
  • February: “Snow Moon”, also “Hunger Moon”
  • March: “Worm Moon”, “Crow Moon”, “Sap Moon”, “Lenten Moon”
  • April: “Seed Moon”, “Pink Moon”, “Sprouting Grass Moon”, “Egg Moon” (c.f. “Goose-Egg” in Beard 1918), “Fish Moon”
  • May: “Milk Moon”, “Flower Moon”, “Corn Planting Moon”
  • June: “Mead Moon”, “Strawberry Moon” (c.f. Beard 1918), “Rose Moon”, “Thunder Moon”
  • July: “Hay Moon”, “Buck Moon”, “Elk Moon”, “Thunder Moon”
  • August: “Corn Moon”, “Sturgeon Moon”, “Red Moon”, “Green Corn Moon”, “Grain Moon”
  • September: “Harvest Moon”, “Full Corn Moon”,
  • October: “Hunter’s moon”, “Blood Moon”/”Sanguine Moon”
  • November: “Beaver Moon”, “Frosty Moon”
  • December: “Oak Moon”, “Cold Moon”, “Long Night’s Moon”

Feature image of a full moon that is typically found to be a frigid 450 degrees below zero, a planet that doesn’t worry about global warming is by By Tomruen (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

*MOTY – Month Of The Year