The champion fighter took a drug test. It came out positive.

“As part of the voluntary testing program that Canelo Alvarez insisted on ahead of his May 5 fight, one of his results came back positive for trace levels of clenbuterol, consistent with meat contamination that has impacted dozens of athletes in Mexico over the last years,” Golden Boy Promotions, Alvarez’s promoter, said in a statement addressing the positive test. –

What if certain foods make a test come out positive on the gay disease by sex test?

That would be hilarious.

No one is testing the tests. How now come brown cow?

Thing is we already know homos can test positive for merely having had the flu.

Then they are given nasty drugs that are like bad relationships.

Ah, testing, it’s also like bad relationships.

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