E is for ecosexual. They are in love with nature. They have sex with nature. Nature is their lover.
Saint Mary’s College of Maryland defines:
“1. A person that finds nature sensual, sexy. 2. A new sexual identity. 3: Person who takes the Earth as their lover,” she wrote. In another paragraph, Whitworth explains that while some environmentalists encourage the use of environmentally-friendly sex products such as fair trade condoms and chemical-free lubricants, “ecosexuals” take it a step further by encouraging sex with “nature itself.”
I wonder if that tree he or she had sex with consented.