The click bait headline from Phys.org said something about the tortoise and the hare, the slow one wins every time.

Ok I clicked. It was a short article. It said something about a study that showed that the fighter jets were the fastest planes anywhere, but that they are mostly grounded during their lifetimes.

How the friggin fuck does that have anything to do with the hare and the tortoise and winning a race because of being slow.

This is the stupidest article ever written.

Must be a millennial.

It’s time to study studies. Ok I have concluded that studies have all become inverse knowledge.