The sexually transmitted diseases hit a record high.

Someone please take the kratom away from them we don’t want disease getting high.

So let’s watch liberals act toward these diseases the way they act toward guns.

Register your penis and vagina.

Waiting periods. Cooling off periods before sex.

You have to have a sexual background check.

After all your dick could kill someone.

Actually it’s not just liberals who are this stupid to call for this, it was done in the past by conservatives too.

Missing from the report was the fact that the mosquito transmitted diseases were mislabeled as sexually transmitted.