Category: humor

‘Roseanne’ TV show remake implodes due to Barr “racist” comment

The show came back for one season and with the atomic power of one mere Tweet it is gone! Kapow!

Roseanne was on Ambian, a sleeping AID and on Twitter (bad combo – never take Twitter and Ambian together) and posted some comment about Muslims and monkeys would create a baby referring to one of the top officials in the White House.

Now if this was referring to a Caucasoid this would be Acceptable Racism (AR) but it was not, it was referring to a Negroid, Valerie Jarret.

ABC cancelled the show. Barr apologized for saying something funny, or, for some a bad joke.

Today in America bad jokes are worse than shit on a stick.They end careers for thousands of people. Americans eyeballs made the comeback of Roseanne #1 and they within nano seconds made it disappear in front of their own eyes!

Americans are schitzo.

Note how there is no firestorm for the millions of tweets that routinely appear online that are racist.

This joke reflects the color of humor often used by black comedians against whites, which is entirely racist, or just a fucking joke stupid.

Inferring that someone is a Muslim monkey is not even remotely racist.

Monkeys are not Negroids. Monkeys are not Caucasoids.

Monkeys are STHA’s (Smarter Than Humans Apparently).

So how is it that humans can create something incredible and in one moment destroy it?

That’s what apes do, and all races and religions were a part of it from what my monkey said.

Feature image of primate scratching head over Roseanne comeback series cancellation by Pixabay. Twitter snapshot of racist tweet found on Fox News article about Roseanne’s tweet and cancellation here.

 


NGTS – New Gay Theme Song

Brokeback Mountain performed live by Terrible Tim. This was an appearance at Comic Book Jones in New York City.

Feature image snapshot from the video on YouTube entitled “Brokeback Mountain live @ comic book jones” captured on July 5, 2017


California enacts the backyard BBQ law

Having Bar-B-Que’s in ones’ backyard or side yard could land the owners in jail if they don’t warn their guests in writing that they could get HIV from flying backyard syringes aka shared needles. These syringes are attached to mosquitoes and spread HIV.

April Fool.

What do you mean that’s not funny? Sure it is.

April is fooling you like they have about HIV.

April is fooling only about the jail thing and a California law warning requirement with backyard mosquito syringes, but the fact remains, a shared needle is a shared needle, blood from humans is attached to both and the infection risk of getting HIV from mosquitoes is 10,000% higher because they are everywhere where as sex is not always available.

So since April Fool’s is about pointing out foolishness, one must understand that they keep fooling the public into believing their crap about disease causations, and these bureaucracies go as far to as to enact public policy that if you don’t notify someone you have sex with that you allegedly have HIV, that you can go to jail.

That is real.

Even though they have no such warnings to visitors of national parks and all the flying syringes there that can spread HIV to people, they continue to spread like a disease their illogical claims, and people believe the claims, like those who followed Hitler believed his.

The good thing about all this though is that if you get infected by a dirty mosquito needle that has HIV, and it injects you with it, you are now immunized.

Eureka!

Featured image is of the Great Seal of the Bureaucracy of California. Note a bureaucracy is not something that can be caught, it is created, like disease.


Standing ovation for a conservative outspoken faggot

Outside the event there were protesters.

Gunshots.

Someone laying on the ground.

Maybe dead. Police response.

Hardly made headlines.

see non-national headline here

The ovation was in response to his statement that if he stops the event that the [terrorists] have one.

Notice how fashionable conservative faggots can be!

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At the event he also mentioned that he is willing to try gay conversion therapy, later committing to trying it out as a journalistic experiment.

 

 

In this event he also made fun of the fear of the vice president forcing electro-shock therapy on the gay masses.

 

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Click on the image to view the entire event if you can sit for about an hour.

Note that at about 39 minutes in he says to the entire audience “Hello faggots how are you?” which is like how Gaga calls her followers monsters.

Awesomeness.

Also at about 40:20 he brings out one of those siren horns, blows it (LOUD) once, and says it could be used later in case anyone causes a disturbance.

Trump should have one of these and toot his horn at protesters when he toots his horn.

And note the coming social protest, for those who are truly dedicated to making their voices heard, JFP.

jummp-against-trump

 

Milo also states that to get something or other you need to “Rediscover your fucking sense of humor”.

No joke.

Why get all bent out of shape when humorizing one’s self is so much more fun.

A picture is worth a thousand gummies, when these people rise up against Trump this is what it basically looks like, a Gummie Bear rising up to take on eaters where the worst that could happen is he will be photographed and devoured.

gum-rise

Gummie Bear photo found here


Climate change is gay

“I mean like hello, rainbows, gayyy” was the abfab line in this great Netflix skit where “Ann Coulter” played by Fortune Feimster joined Chelsea in a great little interview to promote her latest book “In Trump We Trust”.

This happened after Ann Coulter actually cancelled a scheduled showing at the last minute and Chelsea said “The show must go on” using an Ann Coulter body double to do the interview instead.

At the end the host trashed Ann’s book as a piece of trash. Love that t-shirt bitch!