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HGV

Glitter reminds me of HIV, it gets a lot of attention and that it too is a dead particle of matter, and it can spread and get stuck to things and can kill in large enough quantities.

The Human Glitter Virus is known to spread worldwide which is why scientists propose a ban on glitter and encouraging glitter manufacturers to wear condoms when transmitting glitter as viruses attach themselves to these fancy adornments.

So to solve this problem of HGI – Human Glitter Infection – I propose the same methods of dealing with HGV as is done with HIV.

I would expect to see glitter scientists calling for glitter testing. Humans found with a positive glitter result should, in order to get rid of the glitter, be given chemical explosives to blow it up like what is done with HIV.

The Earth and inhabitants need to get routinely tested for human glitter.

The Earth is being infected with G so much that scientists say it should be banned as it’s a carrier of HGV.

End HGV/HGI.

Feature image reference from Google News health section dated November 29, 2017 and the article written here is a joke as are most things written elsewhere on HIV, the Human Information Virus


Lipstuck

Try that sample of lipstick in the department store and you being a LGBTQI could get stuck with a sample of herpes.

Of course “authorities” in the fields of virus studies will say that you can’t get HIV from lipstick, cups, toilets, mosquitoes, or the air, because the virus dies when exposed to air and mosquito syringes are too small for the virus to enter or whatever made up story they tell you but if their claims were true wouldn’t herpes die too on lipstick?

Viruses are not living things.

HIV can be sneezed out of the lungs or when someone shits in the toilet the HIV that’s there can be flush/sprayed into the air so anyone can get it.

VIRUSES ARE STUPID PARTICLES LIKE DUST

The reason we are where we are is politics and terror hysteria which came into play in the dark ages. That time began in George Orwell’s 1984 when Margaret Heckler announced “The probable cause of AIDS is HIV”.

Probable. Not absolute. At least the government health secretary didn’t say absolute they knew enough to not claim that at the time.

So since it was claimed “probable” media hype took hold, interviews were done asking what do you think about this, and all responses were assuming “it” was the cause of 29 different diseases labeled under a broader category stupidly referred to as acquired immune deficiency syndrome. Now it’s considered real.

AIDS, what a stupid name. Actually it’s not a name at all it’s a description/category/broader.

If a virus was the cause of 29 different diseases called AIDS that prior to Hysteria In Virology they had different causes, we would see anyone kissing or trying on lipstick  or breathing air getting it.

Image snapshot of Huffpost article dated 10/31/17. This publication used to be called Huffington Post.

Feature image of lipstick by Stephencdickson


1/2 and more than HOLE

I saw a homeless person at a storage facility.

The person was not unitless, not homefull, possibly hopefull.

Performers at Superbowls have homes.

Gaga’s 1/2 TIME performance of the Superbowl was fun.

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It was not a 1/4 TIME performance.

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Gagas be it M,F,T,L,B,G are not homeless nor homoless.

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I think Gaga sangs “Telephone” with mock “telefone” calling homoless shelters to see if there are any homeless there she can help with a Pepsi.

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Images are snapshots from the 2017 1/2 time performance NFL Superbowl as seen publicly on YouTube where embedding has a disability

Image of time doing it’s performance is by Darekk2 (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Image of cake in 1/4’s (pronounced quarters) by Acdx, R. S. Shaw (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons


Dick shaped lipstick

So are they called dicksticks or lipdicks? Could this make gay guys get into lipstick? Hell yea!

dick-sticks-lipimage credit @prozac_morris on instagram

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