Category: pride

Testing LGBTQ+

OMG I knew it was coming. Now everyone tested positive. This testing positive for GETS (Gay Event Transparade Syndrome) is obviously the cause of dropping years of doing a parade every year, no matter who was president, to replacing it with Politics In Statements Syndrome – PISS. It’s apparently because LGBTQWERTY+’s hate Trump. As we…


A fictional story about Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz pretty much embarrassed himself by not endorsing Trump at the National Republican Convention. He got booed. It’s kinda silly to not endorse the people’s pick, but Ted claims he’s still not happy with how Trump insulted him and his family. The following presents how after hearing this, I imagine Ted, Trump, and Hillary…


Now gay pride is banned too!

Bad enough that our shit blood is banned due to “security concerns” now Istanbul has banned gay pride due to “security concerns”. I guess that’s making some people very happy. Also could bring out a lot of new conspiracy theories. Takes pride to a whole new low. Who woulda thunk they could find a way…