Scerry Christmas!

I don’t get it, when I see this man I am terrified.

Some people keep claiming there’s a war on Christmas. The war on Christmas is like the war on bugs, good luck with that. So I don’t get how Milo can be all in the camp of “Woe is Christmas”. That thing will never go away as disgusting as it is. Worse though is how people can trust their kids with old fat men they don’t even know who promise them candy and toys and even promise to come into their homes.

That’s scerry!

Maybe someday those fighting will win the war and save the world.

Guy claims he’s not gay but he’s wearing a gay headband!

Headbands are definitely gay. Especially ones seen in ghost towns. They should all get tested.

After filming in this town of Bartlett, Texas, the headband is taken on a ride to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre house.


How to spot gaming

Before the election ultra-liberal fat ass film maker Michael Moore started doing a number of interviews on TV telling everyone that Trump was going to win the election, berating liberals in a smooth as ketchup sort of way, trying to make them appear as being rather dumb if they let Trump win.

Trump won.

See Michael Moore gloat.

So after Trump won, Mikey then went on to explain how he predicted it, basking in self admiration of another of his great accomplishments.

Thing is, I spotted his trix early on. He was gaming us. It’s really all about him. He’s a master at this.

He was not exactly predicting for sure that Trump would win, he was prodding people that it could happen if they don’t get off their fat asses and vote. That really was his statement in all he kept saying.

There was nothing in his statements that made me believe he really figured it out. He just wanted to try reverse psychology to get them out there to vote.

Now here’s the fun part, he played the reverse psychology game, gets attention on him.

No interviews if he just goes out there and pushes for Hillary, borrrrrrrring. He had been doing that prior and wasn’t getting the attention he deserves.

Game changed, he started his reverse psychology system. Attention!

So now he’s out there saying two things!

  1.  He’s predicting a Trump win
  2. He’s prodding liberals to go vote and if they don’t Trump will win

Now isn’t that special……now, if Hillary wins, or if Trump wins, he can then take credit for his actions!

It’s a masterful trick people like him will play in gaming the public.

It’s a trick that’s been done for thousands of years.

It’s done 24/7/365/milliniums.

They win either way.

So since now Trump won, he just goes and tells everyone how he was right, and promote a new film of his, where as if Hillary won, he’d be saying he helped accomplish that because of his reverse psychology maneuver, that he “knew it would work” even though he had no clue, and promote a new film of his.

He also did this gaming with his Farenheit 9/11 movie, and all other documentaries of his.

In Celcius 9/12 he presented a bunch of pieces of negativity on the President of the time, assembled in such a way as to make Bushwacked look so horrific, leaving out tons of things that he did that were good. Leaving out the boring stuff that Presidents do. Did I get that right? Something in that last sentence sounded funny.

Anyway, medias love to do this crap. Throw out the baby, show the bathwater, splash it everywhere, sell you tickets.

Alas, this brings me to what I like in film, a glass of vintage wine with some YEAST/FREE crackers and an actually GOOD well done documentary.

For example, let’s watch “Sour Grapes” on Fandango Now


OH/CRAP that is a 1998 movie with the same name. I want the 2 x millenium + 16 version, but hey, this COMEDY looks fun, maybe I will watch this tonight.

Internet Movie Database says this about “Sour Grapes” (2016), this is the movie I am talking about:

Documentary about the fine and rare wine auction market centering around a counterfeiter who befriended the rich and powerful and sold millions of dollars of fraudulent wine through the top auction houses.

I always feel like I am being sold fraudulent stuff by Michael Moore when I hear him so I encourage you to see documentaries and TV segments that are actually good like this one I mentioned SOUR GRAPES which has high ratings by viewers.

Predictions predictions

In another rant, Moore claims that Trump is “going to get us killed” dooming us to another 9/11 attack.

Yea, this is what these hucksters do, scare people to get your attention. Then it’s either put money in the collection plate at church to save your soul, or sell their stories on TV, books, etc. Moore’s a master at this, surely he’s making money in the stock market, pension plans that have companies he “hates”, etc..

Now take a look at how this could play out, the US gets attacked again, he says “see I told you” and sells you more stuff, and if it doesn’t happen, which is the more likely scene, he says “We are just so lucky, now that 4 years have passed we can vote him out” and on and on and on and sells you more stuff.

What a complete waste of time, focus, and energy.

Do your homework instead of watching this crap.

Go get yourself a Bachelor’s degree.

I thank God that the American public wasn’t fooled this Presidential election, and picked a guy who’s strong like Popeye and balanced like a boat riding the world’s biggest recorded tsunami wave that rose 1,740 feet in the Lituya Bay in 1958 which of course was caused by climate change – ROFL.

To get a perspective of how large that wave was, it’s just 36 feet shorter than WTC when it was standing, but that includes the mast.

At the 107th floor people could go up to an outdoor viewing platform on the 110th floor at a height of 1,377 ft.

So the floor here visitors would see a 363 foot high wall of water above them. [1]


Viewers atop Two World Trade Center observation deck looking north toward mid-Manhattan on June 21, 1984 by TedQuackenbush

Wait, that sounds funny. How the fuck can there be a wall of water 1,740 feet high? This is bullshit.

Wikipedia states:

The same topography that leads to the heavy tidal currents also created the highest wave from a tsunami in recorded history. On July 9, 1958, an earthquake caused a landslide in the Gilbert Inlet at the head of the bay, generating a massive megatsunami measuring between 100 ft (30 m) and 300 ft (91 m). The subsequent breaking wave possessed sufficient power to snap off all the trees up to 1,720 feet (520 m) high on the slope directly opposite the landslide.

Gamed again!

Medias just love this shit.

So the wave actually was a max of 300 feet.

That’s 5.8 times smaller.

Reminds me of when dudes exaggerate their dick size.

Also reminds me of the Human Influenza Virus and the exaggerations surrounding it.

The 1,720 feet number is up the slope of the mountain. It’s like a sloshing bathtub or pool when someone jumps in, the wave moves up the slope.

This slope had trees on the side of this mountain. These trees were say 50 feet tall.

So the slosh went up the side of the mountain 1,670 feet high.

To put that into perspective, that’s about 1/5th up the side of the mountain right next to Palm Springs and remember, there was no 1,720 foot high wall of water as was claimed by gamers.


Feature image of Michael Moore at the march against Trump post Trump win is by mathiaswasik from New York City, USA

[1] Adams, Arthur G. (1996). The Hudson River Guidebook. Fordham University Press. p. 87. ISBN 0-8232-1679-9.

Palm Springs area image with San Jacinto mountains that are about 10,000 feet high at their peak by Wingtipvortex at English Wikipedia, CC BY-SA 3.0,

Delivery in progress

It wasn’t UPS or FedEx making the delivery, it was a church preacher that with the help of the master deliverer God, delivered a guy from men. Where did this guys’ package end up I wonder.

Image snapshot from the video.

Memories of how the LGBT Q-munnity got Trump elected

In 2015 Mike Pence signed a bill that helped protect businesses from the LGBTQ extremists who insist that all businesses be forced to make wedding cakes and pizzas that are specially designed in a LGBTQ way, denying the service based on religious freedoms and protections.

The extremist community decided it was appropriate to create a firestorm of protest and hate towards one particular business called Memories Pizza in Indiana.

Milo goes and visits them in December 2016 and discusses the matter, what prompted it, how it played out for the owners and supporters, and presents how this action helpt catalyze Trump’s win.

It’s interesting to hear them be interviewed saying that they don’t care what people do in their bedrooms.

Mmmmmm, protests are delicious!

Feature image of pepperoni and cheezy pizza is in the Public Domain,


It’s just an expression.


HIV took a dump

Like all other parasites you can see them in the toilet every time you use a umhlaba unless you flush those ideas down the toilet first before looking at what’s right in front of you.


Potty parity

When discussing politics to your Trump loving friends who hate political correctness and love swimming in apprentice stew, rose colored glasses are mandatory now as well as being politically correct in the discussion.

Yes it can be a challenge discussing how the planet will be spinning out of control around the sun for another billion years, but take heart, you can always throw the babies bathwater in their face as a way to get their attention.

So let’s chat with them about potty parity.

Wikipedia states: 

In 2013 that the state of California passed bill 1266 (“The School Success and Opportunity Act”) also recognized as the “transgender bathroom bill” which enforces gender-neutral toilets at universities. Bill 1266 only targets a small group of the population in the United States.

Pfft, what’s in a name!

Wikipedia also states:

Parity may be defined in various ways in relation to facilities in a building. The simplest is as equal floor space for men’s and women’s washrooms. Since men’s rooms include urinals, which take up less space than stalls, this still results in more facilities for men. An alternative parity is by number of fixtures within washrooms. However, since women on average spend more time in washrooms more men are able to use more facilities per unit time. More recent parity regulations therefore require more fixtures for women to ensure that the average time spent waiting to use the toilet is the same for women as for men, or to equalise throughputs of men’s and women’s toilets.[3]

Oh God, now this will be part of the issue, parity matters, equal time waiting for all genders, how dare they!

Wikipedia even went further stating:

Women spend more time in washrooms than men, for physiological and cultural reasons.[4] The requirement to use a cubicle rather than a urinal means urination takes longer;[4] twice as long on average in studies.[1] Women also make more visits to washrooms. Urinary tract infections and incontinence are more common in women.[4] Pregnancy, menstruation, breastfeeding, and diaper-changing increase usage.[4] The elderly, who are disproportionately female, take longer and more frequent bathroom visits.

Wikipedia sure talks a lot. Reminds me of the fat slobs that sits in the steam room expecting the fat to melt away, while they talk to you like someone pulled that string on their back, never shutting up and Elizabeth Warren who never shuts up about parity.

Of course, all this parity rights will be accomplished using millions of dollars spent on software and algorithms and consultants who are friends of politicians. Here is one of those tools that taxpayers might spend $1 hundred tribbion dollars on:

The Cuisenaire Rods



Consider The Following When Shopping For Other Ideas

Going to the bathroom when out shopping at Target only affects a very small part of the population.

Suggest they just remove bathrooms since it only affects a tiny minority of shoppers.

Feature image credit of a By Rubric – Ian Henderson, Rubric, CC BY-SA 4.0,

Image of Cuisenaire Rods credit By Hyacinth (Own work) [CC BY-SA 4.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons

A more UYSALLIK way of life

I read about the fat slob piggy governor of NJ vetoing a bill that would protect the LGBTQWERTY community as well as mentally ill, pregnant people, senior citizens and senior aliens, from being sent to solitary confinement in prison.

It had support by many, but he’s a political prick head so he vetoed it. Luckily that state will be rid of him next year.

The thing I want to point out though is not about fat pigs on Old MacDonald’s breakfast patty farm, it’s regarding Milo’s theatrics I just wrote about.

First, I loved when he did his thing against the term LQGBT.

YET…..when I read (pronounced RED) this article on about the fat slob, and saw the author credit, well guess what, the indication that he writes for LGBT issues MAKES IT VERY CLEAR. I know exactly what topics he focuses on.

Take a look at how the author Mark Joseph Stern states what issues he covers.




Milo puts people down for using this term.

So Milo can be theatrical and win an Academy Award for the next ten years in a row and impress us all with his “brilliant” presentations, but his points like this one making fun of the term LGBTQ (which I do all the time too and maybe he noticed that from me writing about it) are often erroneously so bright that they are like trying to look at the stars on a quiet night in the park and then Milo the self absorbed DQ comes by with an LED flashlight shining it all over the place and in your face to get your attention and make a point.

Who the fuck needs your point!

One might also notice that Milo doesn’t make fun of those who use the term LED. I’m sure Milo has said “where is my LED flashlight?” on occasion. If someone responded to him the way he does about LGBT use, he would again call that person stupid, and if they were fat, he would add insults on that too.

So I have to now give him a big “fuck you Milo” you are a DQSCFH – Drama Queen Stupid Condescending-o-deficiency FUCK/HEAD though I guess i have to say that to myself as well regarding my condescending writing and beliefs against certain acronym use. I mean when we look at it, he is schizo, he bashes liberals who want to be polite to others, calling it an attack on free speech, so he pedestals himself as a champion for free speech, yet he goes and attacks free speech by attacking the use of acronyms.

Thus I have to conclude he’s a LOSER – Listlessly Originating Selfish Enigmatic Rhetoric

It’s all good though.

It’s like kids playing, if we took what they said to each other seriously we’d be horrified and wouldn’t allow it as we notice Spot run.

How many kids say “you’re dead” to their best friend when they did something.

None of this crap really matters.

It’s like boxing, they hit each other all the time, that’s what they want, it’s all for fun.

When you keep that tucked under your belt it can make life asomatous* and mansuetude.

Now just so I don’t get slammed for not being inclusive, here is the list of LGBT variations. Anyone who does not present all of these in their presentations are sadly not being inclusive.

As seen on the Urban Dictionary:

On the other hand if I as an author just say “I cover gay issues” doesn’t that also pretty much say the same thing as LBTUVQWERTYXYZ?

If I say I went to the gay parade, well, I think everyone knows what that is. They don’t think it’s just dudes into dudes dude they?

Who the fuck says to anyone they went to the LGBTQ parade? I couldn’t find anything on Duck Duck Go.



* The word asomatous should NOT/BE confused with “Astomatous” which is the name of a 2016 film starring Jack Campbell

Feature image of a 1800’s era painting by Antonio Cortina Farin shows Ruth, a biblical woman who was mansuetude in her way of life. This image is in the public domain worldwide. 

Fat faggot

I’m speaking of a large cigarette of course.

Milo was speaking of a professor.

I’m getting to like this guy again.

Take a look at this awesome suit he wore speaking (calling out) at a University in recent video.

He trashes a fat ass gay liberal professor calling him a ‘piece of shit’.

You go fag!

Hey he even gets awards presented at UC Irvine!

Feature image of fat ass fag credit By Cyberjunkie (Own work) [GFDL (, CC-BY-SA-3.0 ( or CC BY 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons