Straight

Fossils Said They Don't Provide Fuel

Sorry to burst your renewable bubble, but here goes.....POP! There is absolutely no proof that oil or natural gas is derived from “fossils”. “Fossil fuel” is a buzz word that first originated decades ago to explain why oil is where it is. However, there is no proof that oil comes from decaying biological matter. Oil and natural gas have ZERO biometric markers to indicate where it came from. It is completely devoid of any biometric indicators. It is abiotic in nature.

Crude oil is made up of natural occurring elements such as carbon, hydrogen, sulphur, nitrogen, oxygen, and trace metals. Oil has been found in very deep wells that have no fossil identifiers whatsoever. How is that possible if it is a “fossil” fuel?

For decades, many scientists have postulated that crude oil is created at the intensely hot layer that separates the Earth’s molten core and the outer crust. The extreme temperatures combined with unimaginably immense pressure fuse the naturally occurring elements into crude oil. This oil eventually bubbles up towards the surface where we can drill down to it and pump it out.

What does this mean? It could mean that crude oil is a naturally existing compound that is infinitely and continuously being created and replenished by the planet.

Save Your Energy

The plant in the background may be producing various parts for wind turbines as seen in the foreground.

Below The Homosphere Of Energy Ideals We Find This

We like this form of energy better.

Music Biz

The # 1 music retailer in the US is "other".

Guy Has Sex With Picnic Table

Rumor has it he packed a picnic lunch with peanut butter and KY jelly sandwiches.

Pirating Popularity

The Swedish piracy police raided/stole the servers from a popular file sharing site. Thanks to the press generated by the raid, the Pirate Bay instantly became more popular than ever. There is one itty bitty big massive problem. It is said that they are making money off the sharing of music files that are not in public domain by selling ad space. Let's look at this and compare. If the New York Times were to publish a paper that gets 200 million readers, and tell them where they can go to get illegal items, would they be immune from prosecution? I don't think so. How is what these "pirates" are doing any different? And why are they called "pirates"? They don't have a ship nor do they make anyone walk the plank. They are just a bunch of computer geeks that think they are above fair trade. What's even goofier is that these self professed pirates delivered a " victory" message to the MPAA, and the Swedish equivalent, APB, through the site's reverse-DNS. Oooooo I bet they are scared. LOL - hey how did they get that many dots before the org? Oooooo they are out smart!

http://hey.mpaa.and.apb.bite.my.shiny.metal.ass.thepiratebay.org

In The Dark

Desert Scapegoating

I watch TV news and this guy is saying how "bad" it is to allow high power transmission lines to be built, as it "would destroy the pristine desert landscape" north of Palm Springs. They call it a green power project needed to supply Los Angeles with electricity. Some say this is good energy. Others who live in the area where the transmission lines will be built, say it destroys the natural beauty of the desert's untouched wide open spaces. What struck me odd was this, besides the fact that it was hard to not be distracted by the piercings in the dude's face, I felt this strong urge, need, and desire, to ask the idiot being interviewed, the one who was against the "green" power project, when exactly he allowed various parts of his face to be marred forever by metal studs placed through his nose, tongue, lip, eyebrow, and forehead, and how might that compare to his statement that metal transmission lines not also mar anything we have to look at on TV.

China Underwriting _______ In Darfur

So says one of the Hollywood elite, Mia Farrow, overactivist. Fill in the blank, I don't remember what the word was. 'Course no mention was yet made of how the US is underwriting communism as we buy all those communist China made products so that we can have the lifestyle of the rich and activist.

1,000,000 Cars Go Off Road

All it takes is a bump in the economy. Reports are that sales are down. Cars are not selling. The only people buying things at the malls are international visitors, not the locals.

Mental Activism Un Screwed

If you take one environ mental activist off the road, it saves you from spending 100x the money for screwy light bulbs and cars that use batteries for fuel.

Craig's Warning List

A rather annoying set of warnings accompany the entry page of the M4M areas in the theme of protecting people from predators. There are basically two forms of these predators they are trying to protect you from, humans and microscopic particles. This is so off kilter. They should have these stupid warning pages on everything. Buying a home has no warning page yet that is where the most horrific of predators go to lend money, and then snatch innocent homes away. With foreclosure rates at an all time high and shelter being a core basic necessity, it would seem that these pages should have 5 levels of warnings, but alas, there are only warnings on those that contain sex.

South Park Episodes Now "Free"

The show's creators Matt and Trey got really sick of having to download their own show illegally all the time so they gave themselves a legal alternative. The new model will be supported by ad revenue. Wow. It only took ten years for authoritayyyys to come up which has worked since TV first started. Only problem is viewing them online requires you to sign a legal agreement with Adobe.

Blocked Out

ACLU in Connecticut is demanding that H&R block include gay couples in their tax preparation. A gay couple wasn't ready for the online message that popped up as they tried to file their taxes on H&R Block's website: "We don't support Connecticut Civil Union returns." Well guess what you block heads, the gay community will not support you.

The Writers Are Back

Problem is during the strike everyone found new improved episodes of their favorite hobby, and took on new ones.

It's Good To Have A Beer Belly

And a big basket. What beer drinker wouldn't want one of these....it's a strap on that you take to the game or anywhere you don't want to pay high drink prices! You know what they say about straight guys and 2 beers.....what about when they carry a whole fuckin' case......hey what's that in his crotch, it's either a "big package" for more or simply a BIG PACKAGE. Yum.

Save Your Energy

I'm so tired of all the green shit everywhere. I like rainbows. This term "green" is being thrown around as if it's the only good color on the planet. All of the "green energy" claims have been proven to be fully powered by renewable hype. The latest annoyance in the "go green" movement is coming from the big huge search engine company, Google, who wants to be a "green" car company now. They are transforming energy much like The Hulk transformed television. Could it be that the "search engine" crews simply roller skated around their offices just a bit too much, and had a collision, knocking out their ad sense?

Maybe they got confused when entering the search term "engine" and "horsepower". Anyway, they claim their "green" car can get 66 miles per gallon on Highway 66 or any street, so far, but I wonder how much does the electricity cost per mile? And what happens when the batteries give up? These "green" vehicles have lead acid batteries. Their replacement cost is $3,000. This a lot of green. Oh, that's why they call them "green" of course, duh, silly me. But imagine the disposal nightmare that these lead acid batteries will create. Did I say lead? Did I say 20 times the number of batteries that a typical car carries? No, I forgot to as I was busy researching and jumping ahead of their delusions. My research indicates these vehicles are green for their portfolios, for sure, but not green for my environment. Go ahead and recycle their claims of "green lead energy" when you find it cluttering up YOUR environment.

Ekwality

Oh yea, sure, gays are fighting for equality. Maybe with marriage, but certainly not with sex. Go look on any gay dating site and see how many ads say "no HIV positives!" or "negative and plan to stay that way". Homocrites.

Passaports Viewed Impwopaly

Heads of state are downset yet again after being upset that passports were "looked at improperly". I think they were upside down. Some are calling on the gov to force proper reading skills and educate the public in order to stop the spread of this threat to properness. You should donate to a proper reading skill fundraiser near you. Surely they will be popping up like boobtube videos and worth reading about properly.

Idaho Celebrates Dog Shit

Dogs on and off leashes traveling wilderness trails near Boise are not picking up after themselves. This has made quite a few dogs happier than shit, while some people are unbecomingly pissed. So, do you think public works would send out more clean up crews? No. Instead of something logical like that, they left it there AND put up 144 pink flags up to make sure it gets noticed. Must have been Senator Larry Craig's idea. Pink flags on shit is very gay. I'm not making this up! Do an internet search on "pink flag shit".

Ok or Not Okay

I want to watch on TV NBC's Deal Or No Deal just once, where no one says "that's ok".

No Tomatoes Please

I searched and searched for the shortest line for one mere bag of doggie treats, no not for my boyfriend, for my dog, no real dog, I said r-e-a-l d-o-g. No, you cannot have sex with my dog! Now listen, I was in line and the last item of the person ahead of me, was a bag of tomatoes. The babble went on forever between the cashier and the customer to figure out and enter the correct price. They kept pointing to the tomatoes and then to the screen, and then back to the tomatoes, and back to the screen. This went on for 15 minutes. I swear they pointed to the screen and the tomatoes at least 45 times, and it was all spoken in Mexifornian. So when it was finally my turn, she asked if that was all I had. I said, "Yes, and NO TOMATOES!"

Playing FOOT/BALL

Politicians always like to latch onto certain issues and use them as political footballs. They don't use base balls, as in that game you get home runs although you do go in circles. No, it's football. You go back and forth, making gains, then going backward, and measuring yards when life only gives you 6 to 9 inches. For example, in the current climate of global politicking, they never say they will help in the fight for cancer, which affects 99 times more people than HIV/AIDS, no, they mention HIV/AIDS, WHAT/EVER/THE/FUCK/THAT/IS, because that gets at those FEAR/HEART strings going. They mention they will DO/THIS or DO/THAT for as if nothing is being done. Nothing being done? Talk about heads in sand. I can't go anywhere without the whole fucking GAY/CULT attempting to force the HI virus down my throat while gleefully supporting their medical community who at the same time is holding down newborns and force feeding them poisons called AIDS drugs and virtually murdering them. Look it up, babies have been ~~murdered~~ killed this way. To complicate their stupidity, and morbid sense of saving healthy people from viruses that travel in the air, as well as through any Dickhead, they try to do this when I'm swallowing other things. Hey I'm busy, duh. They never do fund raisers for cancer, only AIDS. They create committees to establish fundraising for fundraisers that funded other raisers, of which, they often use to subsidize their own multi color rainbow parties. HIV/AIDS is a crock of WAKE/UP you idiots. The diseases that have plagued humanity are the same, only the name has changed, with sprinkles of poison and syrup. Some day I will leave this world knowing that I never participated in the gay holocaust. I may leave a little sad that I couldn't end it, only escape.

Cock & Ball Control

The second amendment to the constitution guarantees the right to carry something that can be used for protection. If this right is taken away only the criminals will end up carrying something that can be used for protection, and may use it offensively. I am surprised this issue is going to the supreme court. It's about who has the right to own a gun. One demonstrator (not of how guns are used) perfectly demonstrated on how to protest wisely as he had a sign that said: "GUNS SAVE LIVES". I would have to agree, the good citizen can protect their own life with a gun and vegetables. Fists, cell phones, lattes, or potato chips don't compare to having a handgun handy in a life threatening situation where you don't have protection against a thug who has that gun no matter what the law. The thing that people arguing these laws don't get, is that CRIMINALS ARE ABOVE THE LAW. They are until they get caught. The law is on paper. Criminals piss on paper, and on anything they want, until they get caught. That is the problem, the time in between. The playing field is not fair but hey that's life. During that time in the middle, the good citizens who are not allowed to carry handguns are vulnerable. People need to be guaranteed that right to protect themselves as it is impossible to keep handguns out of the hands of criminals. It's somewhat like as if we were playing baseball. Imagine what the world would be like if the criminals carried steroids, and the laws didn't allow people to carry the same weapons in order to protect themselves.

HIV/66

What's the 66 mean? 66 ways of catching it. Don't catch the flu next year, it could make you test positive. Don't get a flu shot, it could make you test positive. There are 66 published road maps showing transmission routes for HIV. Other routes include naturally occurring antibodies, tetanus vaccination, hepatitis b vaccination, and many others.

Off Base

Hillary says that McCain will keep the war going for 100 years. Any "first woman president" really should study up first, the longest he could be "keeping the war going" would be 8 years. This is yet one more reason we need an intelligent president and not another Clinton.

Pull Out

We cannot stay in forever. We have to pull out sometime. Tell an activist near you.

Global Carbonation

Due to the exceptional popularity of blaming everyone else for everything that is globally misunderstood when people "learn" by going to the goring movies, and the public's push for laws that would limit the escape of carbon into the atmosphere, making it a crime for anyone to release too much of the most plentiful mineral on the planet, we thought it fitting to tell one of those whacktivists that they just committed a crime of nature by letting that carbon escape into the atmosphere as they sipped on that carbonated soda they are drinking while preaching to us about carbon. They will now be slapped with a hefty fine in order to "solve the problem" while the saps in the forest are gladly accepting the new plentiful supplies of carbon they love sucking in for full flourishment.

Seeing The Trees & The Through

While the preservation of the environment is indeed the role of the Park Service, the statutory role of the Forest Service is in fact the exploitation of the timber, mineral and recreational resources of National Forests. In most cases, conservation and preservation are required to fulfill the Forest Service's third objective, but it is useful to understand and recognize the widely differing purposes of the two services (in two different Cabinet Departments) when discussing their respective land management policies, as stated by a former Forest Service volunteer.

Let's Play

We pfinally found the pfotographs that have eluded us for all these years. No more searching low when we were avoiding getting high, the proof that HIV exists is here. The HI virus is real, and this HI virus is now related to infecting kids disinfected toy boxes. So it's time to play "catch HIV" or catch one or m any of HIV's multiple strains of friends like bacteria, fungus, flu, or even rabies! Give or get these to someone you love as an unexpected gift on a special occasion. Yes really, play around with all of them until you catch something. Routine examination of HI virus nonsense reveals that it is that it is the most thoroughly convincing evidence I have seen to date showing that ALL microbes, bacteria, mold, & viruses truly do exist, can do no harm, are fun to play with, & only come to life when they are tossed around. Studies have also shown that the HI virus attaches itself to brain cells, which unfortunately, cannot be found in people who study HIV. get yours today

They Drugged His Drink of Choice

A new report mentions that all the pain killers, medications, and pills end up in our drinking water one way or another, either by flushing them down the toilet, or by pissing them out, and then flushing the toilet. For years I have been telling all my friends that most drugs are crap and to flush them down the toilet. Now I really don't know what to tell them to do with that crap.

Separate The Equal, Mix, & Stir

Harvard has banned men from one of its gyms for a few hours a week in order to accommodate Muslim women. They say it's for religious and cultural reasons. The policy is already unpopular with many on campus, including some women who consider it sexist. Gays seem to be embracing it, saying "That's fine, but now since they have a certain time set aside for their period, we want a gay men's only period." This is great, as if implemented, it takes everyone to the next level of integration, away from the "pour everyone into one container and mix, and expect that everyone will eat it." Recipes for disaster are made this way until they flop and people wonder why no one comes back for more. Using timers and mixing certain ingredients makes for a perfect All American Pie. We are calling on ALL gay leaders who are not elected officials of the gay community to strive for this next level of using equal the way it should.

Smoking Outside Bites

One of these days we will be reading about a guy who gets frostbite because he was forced to smoke outside, and the settlement in his favor will be MILLIONS.

It's Official, McCain Will Win

Isn't it obvious? Is to me. If I were a democratic supporter, knowing this now, I would make plans for how to handle my own inner conflicts and forget about those conflicts outside the scope of my own democratic process.

It's Settled, Airborne Doesn't Work

I tried this stuff which I bought from Trader Joes many many many years ago. It didn't work. It makers claim it could cure and prevent colds and flu. Tried it again years later with same lousy results. Then tried it again at an insistent friend's house as much as I wanted to tell him to shove it. Didn't do shit. Now you can get a partathe $23 million settlement refund here as some dude took them to court. This is awesome. I always thought someone should do this.

Avoid Practicing Unsafe Clinic

The Centers for Disease Control reported that some clinics in Las Vegas were found to be spreading hepatitis & HIV via dirty re-used needles. How they know that HIV was in those needles is rather suspect as there is no testing for needles. The do know that the needles were reused, and they must be guessing that people "might be exposed" to those nasty dead viruses. Their recommendation to anyone who visited this clinic is to "go get tested" again at another clinic. Of course, I always recommend testing testing.

Wearing Protection From Mr. Bill

Arizona SB1500 is a senate bill that would allow child protective services to force a methamphedamine addicted mother get treatment in order to "protect" her unborn child. I would say that for senate Bill to become law, the federal government would have to first overturn Roe vs. Wade, as that decision which has stood decades now, clearly making the legal distinction that the unborn fetus was NOT A CHILD and thus, the pregnant woman's rights are first. Until the legal status of the fetus became a PERSON, Mr. Bill has no way of forcing himself on the mother into treatment, as that would be rape and CHILD PROTECTIVE services would be guilty of orchestrating it, especially if she is pregnant with an unborn Bill such as this. The problem with Mr. Bill 1500 is there no PERSON there to protect, unless of course, the state of Arizona were to rebel against the Constitution of the United States' decision of Roe vs. Wade, which is unlikely since the Senator (McCain) is running for president. They may be able to force the mother into protection of HER, but not the fetus, but then CHILD PROTECTIVE services is not the authority in protecting the mother, MOTHER PROTECTIVE services would be. Roe vs. Wade clearly made the distinction between a fetus and a person (child) and federal law in protecting PEOPLE who are born, supercedes any state's interest in protecting a fetus that is NOT A PERSON. It determined legal rights start at BIRTH. This bill, being in it's fetus stage, should be aborted. If it were to be allowed to be born into law, it would become a MONSTER and the state and federal governments do not create monsters, they create laws to protect people. Roe vs. Wade made it very clear that all monster laws, acts, and bills that would abort the rights of PEOPLE have no legal right to exist.

Bacteria In Snow

Just when you thought it was safe to have sex in the snow, now they are recommending you spray it all down with disinfectant, AND put a condom over both you, your penis, and your snow balls. Never mind that the bacteria gets through the permeous membrane, and that bacteria has always been in the wind, rain, sleet, and hail Hitler, don't take any chances they exclaim said Spot. It's yet another report by MAD scientists infected with non-sensical whims of fame and fortune. It's not really news, it's been on the books for centuries. So now they are telling people to not eat snow flakes. If they could, they would also sell you irradiation of the clouds for our protection. Look for that story coming up next.

Make Waves

No, not gay activism....that's so 80's. Make waves in your bedroom or office. For a mere pleasurable 69 dollars you get this cool wave lamp that projects peace and tranquility.

HIV

When we learned this means "High Intensity Vernacular" we argued that yes, it does cause AIDS and you should be tested for being infected with High Intensity Vernaculars.

Studies Show Web MD May Cause Cancer

I saw this ad on TV the other day. The dude says "I went to Web MD so much that I got carpal tunnel syndrome". I am not kidding, that is what he said. Unfortunately for me, when I heard this I immediately got infected with Answerably Irregular Dystractive Syndrome though only for a short time, as I was thinking that it was the stupidest "promotion" for a product I have ever encountered. On the flip side though, this short term infection of TV nonsense reminded me why I always limit my intake of anything TV, and why I never unsafely expose myself to a visit to any MD, except Maryland.

I Found Out I'm Going On A Cruise

Some friends informed me that since I was gay (notice the was) that I'm going to be traveling to HELL soon. Despite popular religious belief, you CAN get to HELL many ways, take a cruise, fly, or even walk, it's not just a forest of fire, HELL is here on Earth. I'm sorry to burst anyone's brimstone bubble. Fact is, God doesn't make it any worse than this, honey, I mean why would he? He's our dad. Dads don't routinely torture their kids when they love them unconditionally. Still, being a subject of massive plagues of religious and socioeconomic fear, I figure I better play this card right, now, rather than "saving it" for later, since it is better used in the GAYme of LIFE.

1/100 Play The Game & Land In Jail

The recent report says 1 out of 100 people in the USA are in real jail, not on game boards, which seems like an awful lot! Wow! I couldn't believe it when I heard this. What they are not widely reporting that since 1/4 of those in jail are facing DEPORTATION, being here illegally, the number of US CITIZENS in jail is more accurately presented as 8 out of 1000 people. That number doesn't seem so bad in comparison to 1 out of 100 now does it?

They Lost Her Bag

Just when we thought we had the rainforest situation handled we find that creatures in other parts of the world are grabbing those plastic bags. These bags fly to far away places, without even getting on a plane, and keep getting caught in many a home/branch. Activists who keep getting caught in their own various branches of banning efforts, to rid the world of these horrible "threats to neighborhoods" are quite busy these days, hopping from city council meeting to city council meeting. Yet what is extremely fascinating to me, is that monkeys, who are natural born swingers, and who we supposedly evolved from, are gratefully accepting these strays when they migrate into their neighborhoods, as they use them for protection from the rain. This alone is clear cut solid evidence of Creationism. There is no way in God's Green Earth that humans evolved from these INTELLIGENT CREATURES.

Political Self Awareness

I'm glad to hear that Nader is running. He's going to steal votes again and thus, it is easy to predict, that McCain will win. He will end the war, and we will all live happily ever after taxes. Question is, I recently read something that puts the candidacy of John McCain into question. It stated that he was born overseas on a military base he`s a natural citizen cause he was born on a us military base BUT he was not born in one of the 50 states. It says he "can`t be a president of this country unless they change the law really fast". I dunno if this is accurate or not, or if congress can fail to act fast, but I do know he would make a FABULOUS president. As far as I can throw the other candidates, there are some real problems, Hillary and Obamamama both talk about change and an end to partisan bickering, yet that's all they do, They are constantly partisanly bickering amongst themselves, and with others, and they constantly change their campaign promises to the public. They have done this all their political lives. It's so NOT impressive. They are goof balls. The only thing they have going for them is wooing the public on the fantasy of a "first woman" and "first WHATEVERRRRRRR". The Husband Clinton already tried promise of "health care reform", promising National Health Care, which never happened.....there was too much sucking going on in the Whitehouse there wasn't time. Anyway, the courts, state governments, local cities, counties, and villages, and various policies that aren't publicized, are constantly working on health care issues. Medi-Care and others including faith based, charitable, foundations, and so much more that is not publicized, there's tons of reform. I think Hillary should really campaign on an "ENERGY" platform, there's so much HOT AIR coming from her that if it was harnessed properly, the annual New Mexico balloon festival would not need to waste fuel in getting them up. The energy savings would also end our dependence on foreign hot air. So there's my 2 cents which in MY economy is not something I throw around much. Note it's only now worth one and 1/2 cents in the USA. Oh and speaking of "change" I ended up with a Canadian nickel the other day, so now those are GOOD to have! Now that's CHANGE I can believe in. ;-)

GM Is Full Of Shift

Ah it was so refreshing to hear the news that the top exec of one of the world's biggest corporations is telling it like it is, Vice Chairman Bob Lutz has defended remarks he made dismissing global warming as a "total crock of shit," saying his views had no bearing on GM's commitment to build environmentally friendly vehicles. The Blog-O-Sphere has gotten itself in a tizzy about such blasphemy against their global warming guru movie maker Al Gore, defender of the Earth. They don't know whether to boycott their eco friendly cars due to this statement, or buy them! :-P

Desparat Househusband

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and new furniture applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0, and Family Guy 10. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desparat