The Space Bar

It's not a new club on Mars, it's that thing you press for spaces in between letters. There's a trick that they don't tell you about in computer class (unless you go to Hardvard) that will make you instantly gay when you are reading a web page.

Simply press the SPACE BAR when you want to scroll down one full page, instead of using your pointer to manipulate the SCROLL BAR.

Then go have a drink.